an abridged list of the things people said to me at work tonight that made me uncomfortable
1. “that looks like fun” (watching me literally pounding the shit out of mint with a muddler for a pitcher of mojitos)
2. “has anyone told you that you look like a little doll? or a girl on svu.”
3. (when i asked him what he wanted to drink) “just put your hand in a glass and pour some soda water over it.”
